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Finally Revealed…The Top Offensive Pickup Lines!

January 6th, 2010

Something Different Today – No Romantic Pick Up Lines , No Sweet Romantic Pick Up Lines, and certainly No Good Romantic Pickup Lines.


Gidday Guys……..I hope you all had an amazing New Year.

I know I did and one of the things I’m enjoying most is the chance to relax and not having to think about work. With all this free time on my hands I couldn’t resist jumping onto the internet and during one of these ‘excursions’ I stumbled across this ‘gem’ of an article.

Sometimes, ‘boys just wanna have fun’ , right !! Sometimes we just want to be “idiots”.

So, just for a minute, forget about romantic pick up lines, forget about flirty pick up lines, the cheesiest pick up lines because……here are some of the funniest, most offensive pickup lines you’re ever likely to see.

There are so many pickuplines out there that are quite offensive (yet funny)… here are the worst offensive pickup lines I’ve heard of! Thanks to everyone who submitted their worst lines; We can always use more, so email us!

* You know what would look great on you? Me!

* Congratulations, you just won a prize! You get to spend the entire night with me!

* Nice shoes. Wanna f***?

* I’ll show you my wand if you’ll let me see your chamber of secrets.

* My name’s Pogo; Wanna jump on my stick?

* Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

* Let’s play house! You can be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long.

* Do you know the difference between a hot dog and a blowjob? No? Well I’d love to take you to lunch….

* You know what would make this conversation way better? If we were both naked.

* I’d like to screw your brains out, but looks like someone else did it first.

* Do you clean your panties with Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

* Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go srew

* I lost my bed. Can I use yours tonight?

* Excuse me, do you wanna F***, or should I apologize?

* Hi, I’m a necrophiliac; Are you good at playing dead?

* Will you give me your phone number or do I have to stalk you?

* Hi, My name is _______; remember it ’cause you’ll be screaiming it all night long!

* I can’t find my puppy, can you help me? I think he went into a cheap hotel room.

* Was your dad a gardener? Because you have amazing melons!

* As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.

* Want to play leapfrog naked?

* Excuse me, do you have sex with strangers? No, well then let me introduce myself.

* I have Skittles in my pants; Wanna taste the rainbow?

* I’m new here and you’re the prettiest sight I’ve seen. Could I get a tour of your body?

* Hi. I’m horny. You’ll do.

* If you don’t want to have sex with me, can I do it with you?

* I’ve got a condom with your name on it.

* Come one, let’s find out what our children will look like!

* You look like my type, except for your clothing: it’s still on.

* You’re ugly, but you intrigue me.

* You look pretty good now that I’m pretty drunk.

* So what will you be making me for breakfast?

* Excuse me, are you fondling those breasts? No, well can I?

* Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

* I’d love to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

* I’m Irish. Would you like some Irish in you?

* Do you like to sleep? So do I! We should sleep together sometime.

* Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come down!

* You, me, naked. Interested?

* Excuse me, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

* You’re on my list of things to do tonight

* Your clothes would look great on my floor.

* Guess what, I’m gonna have sex tonight? (With who?) That depends, what are you doing later?

* Cute jeans. Do you think I could get in them?

* So is it easier to fit into that tight dress, or have me get you out of it?

* Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.

* Nice pair of legs. What time do they open?

* I’m not a horse, but I’d let you ride me.

* I want to spend the rest of my night with you.

* My penis is cold, want to help me warm it up?

* I’m looking for treasure, can I check your chest?

* Hi, my name is _________, and I’ll be your sex toy tonight.

* Try to guess what number I’m thinking of. You loose! Take off your clothes.

A far cry from your typical romantic pick up line or funny pickup line…but;

I Hope you enjoyed this article, guys….I’d like to say thanks to Gloria Liven for making it available..she can be found over at http://studiesoflove.com so check her out some time.

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All the best

Dillon

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Romantic Gestures Vs Romantic Pickup Lines….which is best ?

December 29th, 2009

Today I want to talk about romantic gestures and romantic pickup lines, because these simple little gestures can help tremendously with something alot of us struggle with.

In most relationships there usually comes a time when we wish to take it to the ‘next level’. We want to let our girlfriend know how special she is. We want to let her know how much we care. But this is where the problems start because for alot of us this doesn’t come naturally. This doesn’t mean we’re unromantic. In fact I believe the opposite to be true. It’s just that alot of guys don’t know how to ‘be romantic’. We don’t know how to express this side of ourselves.

So lets look at a typical scenario and see how you can easily become the ‘Master of Romantic Gestures’. In no time, you’ll be the guy she’s telling all her friends about and in no time you’ll be the guy who’s creating special moments for her that she’ll remember for ever.

Generally speaking, the time for romantic gestures comes afew weeks into a relationship. Our “first night” romantic pickup lines have worked and our relationship is now beginning to flourish. We can shelve the flirty pick up lines and now move onto to something far more rewarding…..namely, introducing romance into the relationship.

So how should we do this ?

If you had asked me a couple of years ago I would have told you how I liked to surprise my girlfriend with afew ‘ sweet romantic lines ‘, but to be honest this really ‘wasn’t me’. Fortunately, it was around this time that I came across a short book by a guy named Micheal Webb. Since then he has gone on to establish himself as one of America’s leading relationship expert, appearing on shows like Oprah Winfrey and writing a whole host of best sellers.

In his book, ” 101 Romantic Ideas “, Micheal reveals some real gems. It’s written for guys , by a guy and is “packed” full of ideas for injecting a bit of romance into your relationship. So , if you’d like ‘a hand’ in this area, here’s a couple of ideas from Micheal himself…..enjoy !!

1. Write a note saying:

“I thought of you today, you bring a smile to my heart”

Then be sure to leave the note somewhere she is sure to find it.

2. If your girlfriend is going on a trip, pack a small present in the corner of her case that she will find when she’s away.

3. When your girlfriend reminisces about things, listen carefully and jot it down. For example, perhaps she talks about the ice cream she got from a particular shop when she was a little girl.

Then when a special occasion comes along, look at your list of things that your partner talks about and try to recreate one of them, for example, visit the shop and buy a tub of ice cream making sure that the name of the shop is on the
container.

4. Go for a walk on the beach. Trace out the shape of a large love heart in the sand. Sit inside the heart and cuddle your partner as you watch the sun go down.

Guys, I hope you enjoyed these. In all honesty romantic gestures beat the sweetest pick up lines ‘hands down’ at this stage of the relationship. It only takes a little bit of effort and you’ve created a ’shared moment’ that she’ll remember for the rest of her life.

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Corny Pick Up Lines…a hidden ‘Pot of Gold’.

December 22nd, 2009

“Hi Guys”;

Today I would like to talk to you about a hidden ‘Pot of Gold’……..the corny pick up line.

For most guys, ‘corney pick up lines’ and ‘ cheesy pick up lines ‘ rank right up there with a trip to the dentist. They are something we ‘avoid at all costs’, and generally speaking they make us “sick”….LOL…..But, what if I told you that I know a small number of great pick up artists who ’swear by them’.

Surprised ?? I know I was….. That was, “until I saw this method in action and now, even I am a convert.

The truth is that ‘ corny pick up lines ‘ are misunderstood. On the ’surface’ cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, lame pick up lines….whatever you wish to call “them”…..are rarely used because they’re seen as ‘canned lines’ and the sort of line that will cause girls to ‘roll their eyes’. But this is only the case if you do it wrong. If done correctly, they can be your ‘pot of gold’.

>> Here’s the Secret

When using one of these pickup lines you must appear AKWARD, maybe even a little embarrised. As my good friend, Alan, explained it to me you’re trying to come across as a little inexperienced and innocent. This is the key. Let me show you how it works with an example.

We ‘ll choose one of the lamest pick up lines I know….so how about;

“Kiss me if I’m wrong , but is your name Pineapple?”

A ‘ sweet romantic pick up line ‘ but very corny, yes !!.

So, here’s how it works.

Step 1. Approach the girl and disarm her with a cute but cheesy pick up line. Try and look a little embarrassed, a little awkward.

Step 2. Then, laugh ever so slightly and say, “I can’t believe I actually said that….I’m not very good at this am I”.

( The key here is to come across a little shy, like you don’t do this sort of thing very often )

At this stage there’s a good chance she’ll laugh gently and reassure you it wasn’t “that bad”. Alternatively, she might say it was “shocking”. Either way is good.

Step 3. Ask her , “Can you keep a secret ?”

If she answers “Yes” , say “You’ve got to promise me you won’t tell my friends what I just said”, then laugh.

If she answers “No, I can’t keep a secret”, just laugh and say, ” Naughty, aren’t you….but I’ll risk it, promise me you won’t tell my friends what I just said”, then laugh.

Step 4. Then light heatedly make her hold up her hand and ’swear’ an oath to keep your secret…

Say to her. “Hold up your hand and follow me….’I promise not to tell OUR friends what Dillion just said to me or reaveal any of naughty secrets”.

Make a game of it, have fun.

Give it a go….this method works a ‘treat’ PLUS it’s a lot of fun. Also, it’s great for ‘newbies’. If you are new to the pick up game or get a little nervous then this method takes that problem and turns it into a ‘positive’, as sounding slightly nervous and awkward’ is ‘in keeping’ with the impression your trying to create.

It also includes some of the things women love most about relationships; innocense, flirting, sharing a secret and lots of fun. So guys, get your most romantic pick up lines, your lamest pick up lines and the cheesiest pick up lines you know and put them to good use…..there could be a ‘Pot of Gold’ waiting for you at the end of the rainbow.


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Hilarious Pick Up Lines…straight from the ‘Fresh Prince’ himself !

December 22nd, 2009

“Gidday Guys”

Here’s a quick video from the “King” of hilarious pick up lines ….the Fresh Prince of Bel Air;

but, FIRST….

A couple of you have emailed me… I thank you for that… about how nervous you are when approaching girls. I’m sure it’s something alot of us can relate to and speaking from personal experience, I know how nervous I was when just starting out.

The ‘good news’ is that being nervous is entirely natural and the ‘even better news’ is that it’s easy to fix.

In my first post I “touched” on 3 or 4 secret physiological tricks that anybody can use in ‘just seconds’ to help reduce their feelings of nervousness while at the same time, giving your confidence a quick boost.

When approaching woman, whether you’re using flirty pick up lines, romantic pick up lines or even a funny pick up line, be sure to ‘adjust your physical presence’. These tricks are used by many public speakers when giving a presentation and it’s where I learnt most of them. They’re a tremendous help in calming the nerves so are particularly useful for ‘newbies’ as well as the more seasoned pick up artist so I truly encourage you to use them.

Here they are again if you missed them:

>> Pull your shoulders back, stand tall. Actually, feel yourself getting taller as the energy flows up your spine.

>>Take 2 deep, relaxing breaths , and smile to yourself.

>>As you’re smiling to yourself, imagine her looking up at you….picture the smile on her face and a feeling of relaxed intimacy passing between you.

……..then approach her

>> When talking to her, lower the tone of your voice a fraction,,,not the volume, just the tone so talk with a slightly deeper voice. You’ll feel calmer. You’ll feel more ‘in control’ and also be perceived as being more confident.

>>Talk slower -reduce the tempo. Not only will this make you feel more relaxed, you’ll also be percieved as being more confident.

These tricks work. It’s a weird feeling….I think the best way to describe it is that you feel like you ‘own the space’. Give it a go and let me know what you think.

** CLICK HERE to Discover the 5 Best ROMANTIC PICK UP LINES that WORK! **

OK, guys…….as promised, a light hearted video from the KING of hilarious pick up lines, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He brings the ‘funny’ to ‘funny pick up lines’, so if you are feeling nervous remember picking up women is meant to be fun. Just enjoy it, like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air !!

Take care guys

Dillion

PS Nearly forgot. Don’t forget to email me with your favourite pickup lines. I’ll post some of the better one so all of us can benefit, so ‘guys’, hit me with em…..send me your greatest pick up lines, the lamest pick up lines, the sweetest pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, romantic pick up lines, flirty pick up lines, romantic pick up lines for guys, romantic pick up lines for girls…….haha, you get my ‘drift’.

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