Posts Tagged ‘funny romantic pick up lines’

Romantic Pick Up Lines..is being Funny a Dangerous Mistake?

January 18th, 2010

“Gidday guys” …..

In my last post I promised alot of you that I’d reveal how you can easily avoid a common trap that many guys ‘unwittingly’ fall into when using romantic pick up lines; namely “over-confidence”.

…BUT I’ve just received a couple of emails…, ( “..lol..you know who you are!”), asking me if I could give you some funny pick up lines that you can use right away.

“Not a problem…. There are lots of fantastic funny pick up lines ‘doing the rounds’ right now, so I had a quick chat with Mike and Makisi and we’ve come up with 7 of the best.

Just remember, though,  romantic pick up lines can certainly be funny. In fact, I’ve had my best success when using romantic  pick up lines that have a humorous or flirty ’slant’. A common mistake alot of us make is thinking that romantic pick up lines are meant to be fairly ‘intense’ and ‘emotional’, and this can certainly be the case. But generally I’d say, “hold on”….

…..”Hold on, and think about that for a second…. By their very nature, pick up lines are normally used when we’re meeting a girl for the first time. We don’t want to come across as being ‘overly intense’ or too serious. Usually the emotional component and the intensity comes later in the relationship when we’ve formed a bond. So, when using romantic pick up lines, I would encourage you to ‘lean towards’ something fairly ‘lite’… preferably something funny or even a little bit flirty!

The advantage of using a romantic pick up lines that is humorous is that it shows you in a good light. It reveals your ‘funny side’. It shows a side of your personality that many of women find immensely attractive and you ‘come across’ as being more relaxed and confident.

So guys, I hope you enjoy these 7 funny romantic pick up lines !

1.   “Kiss me if I’m wrong…But, is your name Pineapple?”

2.  “I don’t usually go out with models, but I’m prepared to make an exception this time. And if you promise to behave, you might even get my phone number.”3.  ” I hate to admit it…but,I’m just like a computer… You can play with my mind all day.”

4.  “Is it true you’re a little bit like an oyster…. Hard to open, but the pearl inside is worth every effort.”

5. “I’m tempted to buy you a drink, but I think I might be jealous of the glass.”

6. “Hi…I wonder if you can give me a photo of yourself so I can send it to Santa Claus. That way he can see exactly what I want in my stocking!”

7. “Hi…I’ve got a little confession to make…..It would be a good idea for you to go out with me, because I will tell all my friends that you did anyway…I’ll even tell my cat!”

There we are, guys. Seven funny romantic pick up lines that you can use tonight. Just remember…as with all romantic pick up lines it’s the flirting that proceeds it, and HOW you deliver it that is most important. Be confident, be flirtatious, let the excitement build and above all…………. have fun!!

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All the best with your romantic pick up lines…….

Take care guys.

Dillion

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Hilarious Pick Up Lines…straight from the ‘Fresh Prince’ himself !

December 22nd, 2009

“Gidday Guys”

Here’s a quick video from the “King” of hilarious pick up lines ….the Fresh Prince of Bel Air;

but, FIRST….

A couple of you have emailed me… I thank you for that… about how nervous you are when approaching girls. I’m sure it’s something alot of us can relate to and speaking from personal experience, I know how nervous I was when just starting out.

The ‘good news’ is that being nervous is entirely natural and the ‘even better news’ is that it’s easy to fix.

In my first post I “touched” on 3 or 4 secret physiological tricks that anybody can use in ‘just seconds’ to help reduce their feelings of nervousness while at the same time, giving your confidence a quick boost.

When approaching woman, whether you’re using flirty pick up lines, romantic pick up lines or even a funny pick up line, be sure to ‘adjust your physical presence’. These tricks are used by many public speakers when giving a presentation and it’s where I learnt most of them. They’re a tremendous help in calming the nerves so are particularly useful for ‘newbies’ as well as the more seasoned pick up artist so I truly encourage you to use them.

Here they are again if you missed them:

>> Pull your shoulders back, stand tall. Actually, feel yourself getting taller as the energy flows up your spine.

>>Take 2 deep, relaxing breaths , and smile to yourself.

>>As you’re smiling to yourself, imagine her looking up at you….picture the smile on her face and a feeling of relaxed intimacy passing between you.

……..then approach her

>> When talking to her, lower the tone of your voice a fraction,,,not the volume, just the tone so talk with a slightly deeper voice. You’ll feel calmer. You’ll feel more ‘in control’ and also be perceived as being more confident.

>>Talk slower -reduce the tempo. Not only will this make you feel more relaxed, you’ll also be percieved as being more confident.

These tricks work. It’s a weird feeling….I think the best way to describe it is that you feel like you ‘own the space’. Give it a go and let me know what you think.

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OK, guys…….as promised, a light hearted video from the KING of hilarious pick up lines, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He brings the ‘funny’ to ‘funny pick up lines’, so if you are feeling nervous remember picking up women is meant to be fun. Just enjoy it, like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air !!

Take care guys

Dillion

PS Nearly forgot. Don’t forget to email me with your favourite pickup lines. I’ll post some of the better one so all of us can benefit, so ‘guys’, hit me with em…..send me your greatest pick up lines, the lamest pick up lines, the sweetest pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, romantic pick up lines, flirty pick up lines, romantic pick up lines for guys, romantic pick up lines for girls…….haha, you get my ‘drift’.